4 Tevas That Say, ‘Sorry, But These Are My Feet!’ 

Original Universal Sandal ($19.95, Free People)

Harken back to the early era of Tevas with these patterned classics. This retro look will shout, “These shoes may be best fitted for a bluegrass music festival, but I am wearing them in a crowded city instead so that my naked feet can be thrown directly into the action!” We hope everyone likes your toenails!