4 Tevas That Say, ‘Sorry, But These Are My Feet!’ 

Platform Universal ($60.00, Tevas)

Get a fashion lift with these platform Tevas. The thick foam sole will get your gross feet farther from the ground but closer to everyone else’s faces! So go ahead and elevate any outfit with these cute sandals that call out, “All bodies are beautiful and good and no part of me is inherently flawed except for my feet which are obviously bad and should be a secret!” Sorry!