4 Swimsuits That Are a Whole Thing

Criss-Cross Wrap Lace Up Tie Side Bikini ($13, SHEIN)

Wow! The name of this two-piece really says it all, in that it’s disorienting and has too many parts. Say what you will about this suit, but it is absolutely an event that will require constant readjustment throughout your day. We do like the build-your-own-adventure aspect of dealing with this many straps, though!