4 Swimsuits That Are a Whole Thing
Phoenix One Piece ($109, Riot Swim)
If you want none of the coverage that comes with a one-piece, plus none of the clean tan lines that come with a bikini, then this swimsuit is for you. We hope you’re comfortable peeing in the ocean, because this thing just isn’t coming off. This will be the only swimsuit you buy this season, because it’s over one hundred dollars, but it’s also pretty unique, so the fact that it’s your only swimsuit won’t be lost on anybody. Get ready for this get-up to be not only a whole thing but YOUR whole thing! BTW, it’s a thong in the back.
