5 by 5-inch Tru-Stay Adhesive Pads (Band-Aid, $3.98)
This band-aid is great for the ninth straight day of you breaking in your loafers, when the back of your heel is torn to shreds, the sides of your feet have been crushed beyond belief, and even taking your feet out of the loafers does not put an end to the horrible pain. This band-aid serves a double purpose: it lines the whole back of your foot and is just big enough that it makes it feel like your loafers are now one size too small! Your toes will be smashing the front of your shoes, and you’ll find yourself wondering if you will ever feel peace again. Yes! In 11 short days.