Breaking in a new pair of loafers doesn’t have to be a life-or-death experience if you take the right precautions, like busting out this bad boy! Sure, it can take weeks for the leather to loosen and mold to the unique shape of your foot, during which you will experience excruciating pain and likely start hearing voices, but it’s nothing a nice 3/4ths by 3 inch plaster can’t fix. Or rather, it is nothing that a 3/4ths by 3 inch plaster can fix. This band-aid will do nothing.