4 Mother’s Day Gifts That Just Don’t Compare To The Gift of Life

Ultrasonic Aroma Diffuser (Muji, $69.50)

Help your mom relax with this fancy diffuser that uses special “ultrasonic” technology to better disperse the pure, original aroma of your essential oil – it’ll make your mom feel like she’s having a real spa day. Actually, a spa day would’ve been a better gift – your mom deserves more than a dumb diffuser, and you know that. What she deserves is a spa day every fucking day of her life, but even that still wouldn’t be enough! IDK maybe try harder? Haha JK nothing compares to the gift of life!