4 Long Robes to Murder Your Husband In
Spring Floral Cotton Robe (Long Tall Sally, $95)
This pale pink is the perfect camouflage for your venomous nature. It’s not your fault really. James never wanted you to work, just stay home and look pretty, and now you’re left with nothing while he’s about to run off with Kacey. Or at least, he thought he would. Pull this robe close as you shiver in excitement upon his final waking moments.
