4 Long Robes to Murder Your Husband In
Long Linen Kimono (Etsy, $98)
A linen robe is perfect for wandering the airy rooms of your large modern home as you contemplate when and where to stage your attack. Early in the morning maybe, when you appear to be innocently making his coffee. Little does he know this is his last cup. Sorry, buddy. Turns out you’ve outgrown each other, and it’s time to move on – permanently.
