4 Long Robes to Murder Your Husband In

Long Silk Kimono Robe (Manito, $375)

This elegant charcoal robe tells first responders you have everything you want in life – why would you ever need to kill someone, let alone your own husband? Luckily you’ve deleted the emails threatening divorce, while forging a very convincing text from him to his mistress, breaking things off. It seems like she is the one with the motive, don’t you think?