4 Lipsticks to Make Your Mouth All Chapped and Bad

Too Faced Lip Injection Glossy (Sephora, $22)

If you’re looking to not just color your lips, but also enhance them, this lip-plumping gloss is the way to go. Apply this fresh tint and in no time, your lips will be plumper than ever. Then they will become inflamed and all red and chapped and awful because your lips are not supposed to be swollen like that unless you’ve been poisoned. Your lips will shed layers like a snake in the sun! That’s bad and now your face is bad too.