4 Lipsticks to Make Your Mouth All Chapped and Bad

Kylie Lip Kit (Kylie Cosmetics, $29)

Kylie is taking over the cosmetics game and people everywhere are trying to get her look. Kylie wears her own products, so you know they must look great, but don’t forget she also has an endless line of moisturizing products, exfoliators, lip masks and scary injections to go with it. For normal street urchins like everyone else, the lip kit includes both a liner and a lipstick that will leave you with the ultimate dry mouth. Like you’ve been rubbing your mouth on a cactus, or in other words, sucking the desert’s dick. That's hot!