4 Knee Socks That Are Slutty Somehow Even Though They’re Socks

Style - Mar 9, 2018 By: Damien Kronfeld

Cable Over-the-Knee Socks (Aerie, $6.47)

Nothing says “come hither” like a pair of cable knit knee socks. Curl up in bed with an oversized cardigan, a cup of hot cocoa, and these saucy foot sweaters to somehow announce to the world that you’re a big slut and also have warm feetsies! Maybe it’s slutty because your thighs are visible even though they still would be if you weren’t wearing socks? We don’t know!

Socks Slutty Feet Calf Coverage

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