4 J.Crew Mannequins We Would Have Sex With, but Only if They Could Say ‘Yes’

This Sweater Dad

We’ve all dreamed of doing a hot dad – specifically in mannequin form. Honestly, the firm silhouette of fiberglass is a huge turn-on. I would press against it hard. But only if the mannequin dad enthusiastically told me he was into it. You can’t just take advantage of people because they are mannequins!