4 Itty Bitty Purses That Say, ‘Would a Needy Person Carry THIS?’

Mini Purse Burgundy (Acne Studios, $420)

It will be clear that you couldn’t care less about external validation when you hit the streets with this tiny, highly expensive designer purse. This accessory seems to ask, “If I’m so needy, then why do I have a bag that I can barely fit any of my shit in?” And if the bag doesn’t ask, you can ask over a series of several unanswered text messages. Take that, friends, family, and past romantic partners!