4 Hydrating Face Masks That Won’t Do Shit Since You Don’t Drink Water

Ultra Facial Overnight Masque (Kiehl’s, $38)

This rich overnight treatment will have you waking up refreshed and replenished. At least, it would if you also woke up and, let’s say, drank that glass of water on your bedside table? Either way, this topical “hydrating” mask is guaranteed to do nothing for your faded and flaky skin that is simply reacting to you betraying your body through the deprivation of life’s most important chemical compound. Tough.