4 Funny Halloween Costumes That Will Have You Wishing People Knew You’re Hot

This massive charcuterie board suit will have everyone at the party going: “Ohh, haha, you’re a charcuterie board.” What could be better than that classic moment? Probably getting laid, but it’s too late for you now! The costume features an elaborate assortment of meats and cheeses that Halloween.com claims has people “leaving conversations with you early to take a trip to the snack table.” Sure, that’s why they’re leaving!