4 Funny Halloween Costumes That Will Have You Wishing People Knew You’re Hot

COVID-19 (Rasta Imposta, $44.99)

Too soon? Crack up your friends this year by being COVID! Have a blast roaming around pretending to infect people while everyone else at the party flirts with one another and indulges in the fruits of young lust. But you’re not completely out of luck! This costume leaves the legs uncovered so you can still flaunt some of your lower thigh region. Then again, what you’ve got going on under that giant virus-shaped top is anyone’s guess.