Love and Sex
Women's News. Feminized.
Author Archives for Malia Simon
Woman Suspected for Shoplifting Actually Just Dissociating in Sephora
How to Create a Spreadsheet Without Thinking, ‘I Am a God’
Woman Sort of Hopes for Tumor so Doctor Doesn’t Think She’s Crazy
Woman Treats Herself to Underwear That Isn’t Disintegrating at the Seams
How to Buy New Groceries Without Revealing to Your Roommate That You’ve Sampled Hers
‘Tattoos Are Permanent!’ Says Mom With Children
QUIZ: Is He Quiet and Mysterious or Just Obeying the Laws of the Library?
Vogue Alert! Woman’s Landlord Came to Her House and Asked Her 73 Questions
I LIVED IT: The Person I Don’t Want to Date Doesn’t Want to Date Me
Celebrity Plastic Surgery Fails That Look Almost as Bad as Your Regular Face
5 Things to Do on Your Laptop That Will Impress the Person Behind You on the Airplane
Apple Updates Email Footer to ‘Sent From My iPhone While Taking a Shit’
How to Convince the Girl You Babysit You Don’t Have a Boyfriend in the Cool Way
4 Funny Halloween Costumes That Will Have You Wishing People Knew You’re Hot
5 Gut Health Facts That Will Surprise You, Because We’re Going to Scream Them at You When You Least Expect It
How I Engage My Core by Telling It About That Time I Thought I Saw Bill Murray
Why I Forgive Myself for Stealing From CVS Tomorrow
Relatable? Nose Piercing Never Fully Healed
FOR YOUR APPROVAL.
FOLLOW REDUCTRESS TODAY.