4 Funny Halloween Costumes That Will Have You Wishing People Knew You’re Hot

Giant Inflatable Pillsbury Doughboy (Amazon, $74.99)

For just short of $75, this Pillsbury Doughboy outfit can be your own hilarious costume. All your friends will admire your commitment to this joke and your apparent complete lack of interest in getting laid that night. The costume even includes a built-in fan, another hilarious fact you can tell all the people who won’t be having sex with you later.