4 Funny Halloween Costumes That Will Have You Wishing People Knew You’re Hot

This one kills two birds with one stone: you get to knock out your Halloween costume and also remind everyone how much you hate being a mother. A party classic! By the end of the night, you might start to feel the attention wearing off as you watch your friend who dressed as a schoolgirl get hit on by the bar. In that case, you can just pound some shots and whip off your shirt on the living room table like the slutty mom you are. Maybe just going as a slutty cat would’ve been a little more straightforward, but all roads lead to slut-ville in the end!