4 Decorative Pillows That Will Scratch Up Your Face During A Nap

Faux Linen Pillow (TJ Maxx, $14.99)

This bright pink pillow livens up any room that’s feeling a little dull. Throw it on a big grey armchair, and voilà! You’ve got yourself a trendy cushion that’s also a supportive backrest! If you lay your head on this pillow to get some shut-eye, you may as well lay on three sharp knives because the buttons will dig so far into your skin you’ll wince in pain and wake up with huge gashes in your face. But fuck pain, you are the pillow bitch!