4 Cute AF Water Bottles That Still Won’t Keep You From Dry Swallowing Your Birth Control

Longemity Devotion Gem-Water Bottle (Anthropologie, $80)

Not only is this water bottle totally gorge, but it also attunes your water to the loving vibration of rose quartz. Bring it to yoga in the park, where you’ll have a high-vibe experience that makes you feel totally one with nature. You’ll empty the bottle during the vinyasa practice, and find there’s nowhere to refill it. Also, who knows what’s even going on with Conner? You haven’t heard from him in a week. What are the chances you’re having sex before you get your period? Just this once, skip the dry swallow and take your pill a few hours late.