4 Cute AF Water Bottles That Still Won’t Keep You From Dry Swallowing Your Birth Control

Ok, kill us, this is the cutest water bottle we’ve ever seen! Plus, this one has a handle, so it doesn’t even have to fit in your purse. Also, you did fuck Conner again and you need Plan B. In your frenzy getting from the taxi to CVS, you forget the bottle in the floor of the car. You could buy a plastic water bottle since you’re at CVS, but Conner is zero waste. Your mouth couldn’t be drier, and this Plan B is thick. Hopefully, someone will find your insanely cute bottle and put it to good use. At least you’re not pregnant!