4 Cute AF Water Bottles That Still Won’t Keep You From Dry Swallowing Your Birth Control

Um hello, minimalism! This sleekly designed water bottle is almost too easy on the eyes. Be forewarned, it’s slightly too big for your handbag — sometimes you’re going to have to pick between carrying the bottle or an umbrella. On an overcast day, you’ll decide to ditch the water and bring your rain gear to jury duty. It’s impossible to know why this courthouse doesn’t have any functioning water fountains. Your Yaz is getting hard choked again this morning. Also, it didn’t end up raining, so you didn’t even need the umbrella. At least Conner texted!