4 Cozy Fisherman Sweaters That Come With a Harpoon for Slaying the Great Whale

This sweater is both cute and functional. Its thick fabric will keep you warm while its green color effectively hides you from the keen eyes of the sea devil you so desperately wish to annihilate. If you want to take a break from perpetually scanning the too-still sea, this sweater is also perfect for brooding in your cabin below deck and wondering when your life went so astray. Plus, its accompanying harpoon folds up, so you won’t accidentally poke yourself while maneuvering it in a small space, and have that to deal with on top of everything else.