4 Corduroy Pants That Will Make Your Ass Look Like The Great Pumpkin
Vintage Slim-Straight Corduroy Pant (J.Crew, $99.50)
A slim fit corduroy will create the illusion you have tiny legs and a pumpkin-shaped ass of mythical proportions. You might think we’re making this up. You’re probably telling yourself, “There’s no such thing as a slimming corduroy that will make my ass look as big as THE Great Pumpkin.” But once you try these on, you’ll be a believer in no time.
