Author Archives for Stevie King

Why I Dye My Period Green For St. Patty’s Day

5 Shorts That Let Everyone Know You Denounce the Prophecies of the Groundhog

Thanksgiving Feast? Woman Pours Two Amy’s Frozen Meals Into One Bowl

4 Corduroy Pants That Will Make Your Ass Look Like The Great Pumpkin

Plumbers Who Would Have Been a More Grounded Choice to Play Mario

Uh Oh! Friend Trapped in Time Loop Where She Never Stops Apologizing for Misgendering You

How to Spit Out His Cum Like You’re Coughing Into a Bloody Handkerchief

Murder - Reductress

Forced Laughs That Say ‘I’m the Perfect Third Wheel’