4 Cocktail Dresses That Say “Where the Fuck Are the Pigs in a Blanket?”

This simple, sky blue stunner is sure to let the entire wedding party know, “I don’t give a single shit about holy matrimony – I just want to grab a fistful of baby-carrot-sized hot dogs wrapped in hard dough and shove ‘em down my gullet.” Try pairing it with a nude heel that matches the shade of your favorite food, which is, of course, bread from a can. If you’re worried about walking in a heel, try a platform or a wedge, so you can move your feet to the treat-meat without missing a beat! Neat!