Check out this Forever 21 staple: It’s locked up as could be and leaves absolutely no space for a stream to get through. As a bonus, it’s made of towel material, a fashion choice we admittedly questioned until we realized it must be used for drying you off when you piss all over your leg trying to pull it to the side. But these will be yesterday’s problems once you quit pissing once and for all. For extra help have someone yell at you in a really scary way anytime you do mess up (urinate in a toilet).