4 Beauty Essentials You Can Just Dump All Over the Inside of Your Purse to Save Time
Self Tan Classic Bronzing Mousse (St. Tropez, $32)
This product is by far the most convenient and healthy way to tan. But you’ll never actually use it because first it will erupt in your bag and stain everything, including your tampon stash. Why wait until it happens on its own when you can spray your tamps preemptively and just accept that you’re going to end up with a very tan, very infected vagina no matter what! Ouch, but yay!
