4 American Flag Swimsuits That Say, ‘I Loved High School!’

Bald Eagle Bikini ($50, RageOn)

Go the extra mile with this doubly patriotic ‘kini. You’ll take one step toward the water and before you so much as open your mouth, this bathing suit will shout: “The internalized sexism from four formative years of CEOs and corporate hoes themed parties has stopped me from being able to feel compassion for marginalized people! I’m 25 and have never bothered googling ‘cultural appropriation’ even though many of my Halloween costumes have been accused of it!” Yes, girl, yes!!!