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Woman Meticulously Scrubs Apartment of All Traces of Her Personality Before Parents Visit

‘I Didn’t Tell Anyone,’ Says Woman About to List the Two Exceptions

Woman Watches Film Solely to Join Discourse About It

Why I Went Vegan Because I Can’t Afford Knives

Woman Downloading New Dating App Excited for Same Batch of Men in Slightly Different Format

Jealous? This Snow Is Getting Plowed

New Metronome Released for Women Who Lose Rhythm While Riding Dick

‘The Snow Looks So Pretty,’ Says Woman Who Will Slip and Fall in It Tomorrow

This Woman Became a DJ Because She Can Only Have a Good Time if She’s Controlling the Music

Why I’m Setting My Height Limit on Hinge to 5’7

How to Satisfy Your Sweet Tooth Without Making Your Bitchy Tooth Jealous

Person Claiming They Don’t Get Anxiety Not So Chill When You Start Counting Down From 10

Woman Absolutely Foaming at the Mouth at Thought of Warm Beverage on Cold Evening

BREAKING: Boyfriend Thinks Pull Up Bar Would Look Great in Door Frame

Woman Only Feeds Her Cat Three Times a Day Because She Is Mean

Woman Who Breathed Near Hair Salon Charged $157

Gentle Parenting? This Mom Lets Her Kid Put Her in Time-Out

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