Author Archives for McKayley Gourley

REPORT: Your Cat Doesn’t Think You’re Its Mom, It Thinks You’re Another Cat Who Likes to Pick up Its Shit

REPORT: Yeah, You Are Bad at Hanging Out and Everyone Has Noticed

Woman’s Five-Year Plan Just Getting IUD Removed

How to Enjoy Your Weekend Even Though You Feel Morally Obligated to Go to the Farmers’ Market

Bisexual? Woman Excited to See Both ‘Oppenheimer’ and ‘Barbie’

Elusive Dad Spotted in Background of Mom’s FaceTime

How to Be With Someone Who Truly Sees You by Dating the Only Person Who Made It to the End of Your Instagram Story

Woman Who Doesn’t Want Kids Just Going to Have to Rely on Money Taking Care of Her When She’s Old

Eric Adams Celebrates Achieving New York’s Highest Ever Air Quality Index

Woman Throws Open Windows on Nice Day to Get Some Fresh Bugs in Apartment

Woman Hopes to Leave Behind Beautiful Legacy of No One Being Mad at Her When She Dies

Woman Who Left Work Slightly Before 5 p.m. Answers to No God

How to Hang Out at Your Friend’s Apartment Without Trying to Steal Parts of Their Plants to Propagate

‘I Could Never Pick Up Dog Poop,’ Says Woman Whose Entire Apartment Smells Like Cat Piss

Woman Dreams of Making Just Enough Money to Confidently Put Her Rent on Autopay

Nice! Progressive Couple Splits the Bill by Leaving the Restaurant Without Paying

Woman Who Didn’t Hear What Friend Said Enters Laughing and Nodding Stage of Conversation

I LIVED IT: I Protected My Peace and Now I’m Bored

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