Author Archives for Lizzie Logan

How To Make Female Friends By Winning A Seat In Congress

How To Play Bass So Well You Become A Female Bass Player

How To Check Your Breasts For Lumps Without Getting Too Horny

Cool! This Man Isn’t Defending R. Kelly, He’s Just Asking Some Questions

BREAKING: My Cat Is Being So Cute Right Now!

I LIVED IT: I Literally Never Know What Anyone Is Talking About

This Mask Will Shrink Your Pores and Turn You Into a Wisecracking Green-Faced Trickster in a Zoot Suit

Breaking: Finish Your Fucking Drink Because The Uber Is Here

Newly Discovered Pages From Anne Frank’s Diary Reveal She Was A Horse Girl

These Successful Women Were Bullied As Kids, And You Can Kinda Understand Why

How To Get to Inbox Zero By Faking Your Own Death

Christmas Isn’t About Presents, It’s About Finally Fucking Your Childhood Friend’s Hot Dad

Why I’m Waiting Until Marriage Before I Gargle Balls

How Painting an Accent Wall Helped Me Heal From the Trauma of the First Accent Wall I Painted

Chunky Tribal Jewelry for Your Aunt Who Thinks Africa Is a Country

5 Pairs Of Comfy Clogs That Say, ‘I Met My Boyfriend In College’

This Woman Lived Her Truth By Making A Salad That Was All Candied Walnuts

4 Denim Jackets That Say, ‘Yeah, I Can Babysit Thursday’