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How to Break Up With Your Boyfriend When Your Boyfriend is TV

Jessica Unaware of Her Never-Had-a-UTI Privilege

Help! My Biological Clock Keeps Telling My Friends to Have Babies I Can Play With

Trump Demands White House Be Re-Painted Whiter

How to Freak Out About Shit Instead of Just Doing It

The Average Woman Spends 45% of Her Time Forgetting to Do Her Laundry

How to Wrap Your Pussy in Foil and Put It In The Fridge Since No One’s Eating It

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These Fit Girls Spilled Almonds All Over Their Purses Again!

How to Explain to Your White Friends That They’re Not as Tan as You Because Melanin

Sexy Bardot Tops You Didn’t Expect To Be Crying In By The End of the Night

Scientific Ways to Deduce How Tall He Is From a Single Bumble Photo

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Jenny Posting About Show Everyone Else Watched Four Months Ago

How to Fall in Love Without Screaming, ‘Oh Fuck Fuck Shit Fuck!’

Women Are Always So Jealous of Me Because I Poop Really Fast

7 Trends to Shove Your Body into This Summer

These Highlighter Looks Will Finally Make You Worthy of Love

How to Squirt So Hard You Become a Self-Propelled Jizz Rocket

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