Author Archives for Ilana Gordon

Overdue Baby Really Milking This Entrance

Don’t Forget to Set Your Biological Clock Back One Hour

Smug Bitch Has Already Finished All of Her Holiday Shopping

Woman Does Not Feel Good About Her Outfit Choice Today

How to Craft the Perfect Suicide Text

5 Out-of-Office Messages Designed to Make People Hate You

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Woman Who Died Alone in Cubicle Left Behind Amazing Candy Drawer

7 Easy DIY Ideas for Your Own Funeral!

In Defense of Being Defensive