Author Archives for Courtney Paige Barnett

If My Mother-in-Law Gave Me Homemade Jams Should I Assume It’s to Eat Off Her Son’s Body?

Sorry I’m Late, I Woke Up to My Bangs Sticking Out Like a Headband Visor Again

Men Nice Enough to Let You Walk Between Their Hallway-Obstructing Conversation

7 Women’s Supplements That’ll Molt Your Body Like A Snake Skin and Let You Start All Over

4 Perfume Atomizers That Scream, ‘Yeah, I Took A Burlesque Class Once’

What to Do When Your First Pegging Opens Up A Mandela Effect Portal Where Sinbad’s Shazaam Exists

Melissa Lactating Like A Fuckin’ Beast

Wow! This Couple Knows Each Other’s Passwords But Not The Words to Crazy Town’s ‘Butterfly’

Music Festival - Reductress

4 Relationship Problems You Can Maybe Fix with A Baby Named Ocean

How to Support Women Without Encouraging This Small Irish Village’s Banshee

Butterfly Emerges from Chrysalis Earlier Than Other Butterfly Friends and With Awesome Boobs

How Are You - Reductress

Woman Suspicious Boyfriend Also Had Feelings for Past Women He Dated

How to Laugh at His Jokes So Believably You Push Your Tampon Out A Little

Wow! This Woman Stood Up to Gender Norms By Naming Her Son ‘Vagina’

Father’s Day Gifts for the Man Who Has Everything But Doesn’t Think Women Should

Unisex Clothes That Are Unflattering On Every Gender

Candie’s Shoes to Buy With That Kohl’s Gift Card Aunt Sue Insisted on Giving You

How to Just Grab His Hand and Cram It Into Your Vagina

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