Author Archives for Connor McCausland

Who Has TIME to Watch All These New TV Shows? Turns Out, I Do

4 Apple Galette Recipes to Leave Open in Tabs Until The End of December

4 Horizontal-Striped Shirts That Say, ‘I’m Reading a Book Set in Europe’

Woman Looking at Menu Prices Has Yet to Look at Actual Food Offered

5 Pairs of Tevas That Say, ‘I Considered Taking Shrooms This Weekend’

Woman With Job Just Steals Some Toothpaste for Some Reason

4 Vegan Recipes for When You Feel Like Belonging to Something, Anything

4 Comfortable Chairs to Uncomfortably Watch Woody Allen Movies

5 Easy-to-Grow Fresh Herbs to Let Rot on Your Windowsill All Summer

Is He Sexily Gazing Towards the Horizon or Did the Lasik Surgery Go Poorly?

How to Get Men to Chase You But Not When You’re Jogging at Night

Woman Plans Camping Trip Despite Love of Being Clean and Comfortable

Balding Woman Fools ‘Em All By Wearing Well-Placed Yarmulke

How to Get His Number Without Starting a ‘New Phone, Need Numbers’ Facebook Event

What To Do When Your Crush Finally Logs Onto AIM For The First Time In Seven Years

Sexy Summer Shades to Hide the Fact You’re Sleeping at the Wheel

5 Fake Phone Calls to Take When Trish Says Something Racist

How to Gently Reason With That Spider On the Wall