Author Archives for Connor McCausland

5 Sundresses That Say ‘I’m Planning on Being at the Beach for One Hour, Two Hours Tops’

Talk About Your Study Abroad

Wine! This Woman Drinking Wine Loves Wine Because Wine, Baby! Wine

Woman Who ‘Loves Dogs’ Doesn’t Even Know How To Ride One

Horoscope Says You’ll Be ‘A Weird Mix Of Sad And Horny’ For 5th Day In Row

Woman Beginning To Look Like Her Dog — And Her Dog Is Fucking Hot

Woman Dedicating Entire Life To Love Of Athletics Still Considered A ‘Tomboy’

5 Pairs Of Earmuffs That Really Piss You The Fuck Off

4 Snow Boots That Take Too Much Energy To Put On So You’ll Just Wear Some Damp Sneakers

The Perfect Man? This Man Is Tall, A Good Listener, And Will Melt On Wednesday

Ultimate Ally? This Man Just Died

Woman Fills Her Water Bottle Full With Seltzer Like The Fuckin’ Rebel She Is

Woman Reaches 10,000th Hour Of Complaining To Friends Via Text Message

I’m Not Going To Text Him Until He Texts Me Or Until I Think About How Grandma Died Alone

Sad? These Five Sadder Things Will Hopefully Guilt You Into Being Happy

These 5 Philosophy Books Will Make You A Better Person Than Your Friends Except At Fucking

Valentine’s Day Gifts That Won’t Mean As Much To Him As Lightly Grazing His Dong

This Is The Chocolate Cake Recipe You’ve Been Dreaming Of! The One Where Dad Is Chasing You

Who Has TIME to Watch All These New TV Shows? Turns Out, I Do

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