Author Archives for Anna Drezen

Chill Ways to Just Sort of Live with It

Rock the Trend: Bathing in Dust Like a Bird

6 Grunts to Make When You Run Into That Guy Who Tried to Put It In Without a Condom

Face Shape - Reductress

How to Befriend Other Frigid Women

8 Good Tree

Why I’ve Decided to Stop Aging at 27

Drunk Self Has Great Idea, According to Drunk Self

How Many Retreats Can I Attend Before I’m Just in Hiding?

He Left Me for a Woman Who Uses Two Spaces After a Period

couple with dog

Awww: This Couple Got Their Dying Dog Super Fucking Drunk

How to Tell Him His Dick Is Too Big Without Creating a Monster

Self-Deprecating Intros for When You Call 911

How to Trick Your FitBit Into Fucking You

Places I Would Kiss Dean Strang

How to Let Any Guy Ruin Your 20s

How to Keep Your Guy From Removing the Neck Ribbon That Keeps Your Head Tied On

How to Bob for Apples in Front of James

5 Adorable Skirts to Accidentally Stab to That Grave

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