Tag Archive: Shut Up

‘Shall I Compare Thee to a Summer’s Day?’ Asks Man Who’s Definitely About to Compare You to a Summer’s Day

I LIVED IT: I Unpaused the Movie but My Partner Wasn’t Done Talking

Ugh! Friend Interrupting Your Phone Time With Thoughtful Question

I LIVED IT: My Friend Did a Voice for My Cat That Was Totally Wrong

Real Life White Lotus? This Friend Group Hates Each Other

‘You Know Who You Look Like?’ Says Soon-to-Be Enemy

QUIZ: Do You Have a Sore Throat Because You’re Sick or Because You Can’t Shut the Fuck Up?

DUDE CORNER: That’s a Really Great Point That I’m Not Going to Acknowledge

How to Tell Your Friend About a Movie You Saw in So Much Detail It’s Like Actually Seeing the Movie, Only Much Worse

How to Get a Guy to Stop Talking Over You So You Can Finally Tell Him You Want to Fuck

Wow! This Beautiful Woman Won’t Shut Up And Take The Fucking Compliment

Fun Beer Cocktails to Get Him to Stop Talking about His Wife and Kids

Statement Lips Not Intended to Make Actual Statements