Tag Archive: Christmas

5 Items for Your Christmas Wish List That Aren’t Just Another S’well Bottle

Christmas Isn’t About Presents, It’s About Finally Fucking Your Childhood Friend’s Hot Dad

5 Sick Horror Movies to Watch on Christmas Because You’re A Dark Bitch

22-Year-Old Starting to Realize Christmas Was a Nightmare All Along

Ugly Christmas Sweaters That Say, ‘I Can’t See Where Irony Ends and Capitalism Begins’

My Youngest Daughter Stopped Believing in Mariah Carey

9 Holiday Albums That Say, ‘I’m Sad About the Election, But I Need This Right Now’

Christmas Light Displays That Let Your Neighbors Know You’re Not Fucking Around This Year

How to Sit on Santa Without Making Things Weird

Useless Gifts You’re Allowed To Give Since They Fit In A Stocking

How to Explain to Your Child That Santa Isn’t Woke

Christmas Going To Be a Fucking Nightmare

Empty Your Junk Drawer with this DIY Advent Calendar

Great Gifts for Your Boyfriend (Or Dad, If You Break Up)

Holiday Upcycles That Will Actually Make More Trash

Teresa Brings Another Fucking One-Liter Bottle Of Coke Zero To The Christmas Party

Practical Responses To Your Ex’s “Merry Christmas” Text

Woman Who Hasn’t Started Shopping Yet Openly Complaining About Crowded Stores