Thoughts
RECENT POSTS
News
Woman Silently Lurking on ‘Find My Friends’ Like God Observing His Children
“The children I hath made in my image are out on the town.”
News
Woman Finally Learning to Appreciate the Small Things in Life Like Her Paycheck
“This is probably as good as it’s going to get for a while, so I might as well attempt to find joy.”
News
Male Loneliness Epidemic? This Guy Fucking Sucks
“It’s a real problem that I haven’t been able to trap a woman into starting an unfulfilling life with me.”
I Lived it: Thoughts
I LIVED IT: I Went to a Big Group Dinner and We All Ordered the Same Thing
The echoes of “I’ll have the same thing” still ring in my ears. All 12 of us ordered the same exact pasta dish.
