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Department of Transportation Maintains It’s Illegal to Blast Through Stop Sign Even if Song Is Really Good
“Saying you were ‘losing your shit to SOPHIE’ is not the airtight defense that many drivers think it is.”
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Israeli Military Promises to Enact a Ceasefire Once They Run Out of Rockets
“Once we get through all the rockets, we’ll take a little pause.”
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REPORT: Woman Who Knows Exactly How to Make Herself Feel Better Doing None of Those Things
“I know that leaving my house will make the overwhelming melancholy a little lighter to carry. But what I will be doing is staying inside.”
I Lived it: Thoughts
I LIVED IT: Someone Saw Me Run
You’re not supposed to see me run unless I see you first, so I can make a point of going a little bit faster!
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Why I’m a People Pleaser Except if It’s Something Important for a Loved One
In those cases, I’m usually really busy. Or sleepy.
I Lived it: Thoughts
I LIVED IT: I Said I Liked Reading so Someone Asked What I’m Reading Now
“Oh, you know, I’m kind of between things,” I immediately lied.
