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‘This Would Kill a Victorian Child,’ Says Woman Talking a Lot of Shit for Someone Who Would Die Without Antidepressants
A Victorian child would likely survive an encounter with Sprite, but the same may not be true if Maddie encountered Victoria-era medicine.
Living
How to Enjoy the Company of a Charming Man Without Thinking About How He Could Successfully Create and Lead a Cult
Try and fail to steel yourself against his wiles.
I Lived it: Thoughts
I LIVED IT: I Thought the Restaurant’s Kitchen Was the Bathroom and Now I’m a Line Chef
I’m working a 12 hour shift assembling house salad after house salad for only $10.45 an hour.
Living
How to Recommend a Book Without Making It Obvious You’ve Just Read the One Book
You liked it and would recommend it because you have absolutely no frame of reference for whether it is technically “good.”
Thoughts
Why I’m Not Watching the Olympics Because I Don’t Know How to Pronounce ‘Seine’
Sigh-en? Seen? Sigh-nee? Say-n? There is simply no way to know.
Thoughts
Why the Olympics Are Offensive to Me as Someone Who Has Never Dedicated Themselves to Anything
Maybe take a second to think about how that might make me – someone who prefers to chill and vibe – feel.
