While meeting with a friend for coffee earlier this week, Lola Stevens was complimented on her appearance and told she looked absolutely flawless. Lola responded by rambling on and on about why she didn’t deserve it rather than just shutting the fuck up and taking the damn compliment.
Rather than accepting the compliment with the traditional “thank you,” Lola responded by saying, “Oh my god, no, no, I definitely don’t look flawless, that’s very sweet, but no, I look like literal dog shit, haha, I haven’t slept a full 9 hours in so long.”
Wow, Lola! That’s very humble of you but we all know it’s not true! Shut that gorgeous, pouty mouth of yours and take the fucking compliment!!
Stevens, who has a symmetrical face, clear skin, big eyes with long eyelashes, and full luscious lips, has never been able to successfully shut the fuck up and take a compliment.
“I get so awkward when someone compliments me,” she says. “What am I supposed to say?”
Hmm, how about you say nothing? That’s right! Just try shutting the fuck up and accepting the nice thing!
“For as long as I’ve known Lola, she’s never been able to take a teensy little compliment,” says friend Danielle Jones. “And she gets a lot of compliments. Have you seen her? She’s gorgeous. I get that she feels like she has to be modest or something but honestly I wish she’d just fucking shut up sometimes and take a compliment without monologuing about all the reasons she looks puffy.”
We can only imagine! Being friends with a beautiful liar like Lola sounds far from a walk in the park!
Danielle isn’t Lola’s only friend who’s getting sick of her shit. Lifelong friend Mandy Sawyer thinks her gorgeous friend’s inability to accept a compliment is starting to get old.
“I know she’s pretty, she knows she’s pretty, and I know that she knows she’s pretty,” says Sawyer. “It’d save us both a lot of time if she’d just shut her pretty fucking mouth and accept that she’s hot.”
Wow! Sounds like it’s time for you to shut the fuck up, Lola!
