In a developing story coming out of Brooklyn, NY, 24-year-old Teresa Houston is taking a real gamble that her diarrhea story will be a big hit at the party she’s currently attending.
“I have this really funny diarrhea story,” Teresa said. “Basically last month I was in a public restroom and I suddenly felt like I was going to have explosive diarrhea, so I just started screaming until everyone left the bathroom! It was pretty crazy, but I did what I had to do. I also have no idea how this story is gonna go over, but I’m still gonna give it a shot!”
Fingers crossed it all goes smoothly, unlike her soon-to-be-famous bowel movement that occurred only a month ago.
“It’s kinda hard to tell what the vibe is at this party,” Teresa told us. “Some people are dressed casual, and some people business casual. Also there’s a charcuterie board, but no one’s eating any of it.”
Does that make this party suitable for a disgusting story that might not even make anyone laugh? There’s only one way to find out, and Teresa is determined to make that leap of faith.
“I see it going either one of two ways,” Teresa said. “They might really hate it and everyone will ignore me for the rest of the night, OR they’ll think it’s hilarious and all wanna be friends with me, and that’s a risk I think I’m ready to take.”
However, reports from Teresa’s friends seem to suggest a less positive outlook on the potential outcome.
“I told her that it really wasn’t a good idea,” Teresa’s friend, Malia, said. “But she still seems really determined to tell it. I don’t even think I can be around to watch when it happens.”
“Maybe I shouldn’t have brought her,” Julia, Teresa’s other friend, told us. “Well, unless they all really like the story, then I’ll actually make sure to tell everyone that I brought her.”
At press time, Teresa had reportedly told the story at the party to mixed reviews.
“Some people thought it was funny,” Teresa said. “But other people definitely hated it, and those people made sure to stay away from me, which is fine! I didn’t wanna hang out with them anyway.”
It looks like telling a risky diarrhea story can help you to figure out who your real friends are, or just who loves to talk to about liquidy shit!
