There’s a lot to be said about a woman’s intuition, and Amy Berringer is the perfect example: The Louisville, KY-based woman has confirmed that she’s about to take a million little, tiny poops instead of just a single big one.
“I can already tell this is gonna be an annoying poop,” said Amy. “I know there’s a lot of waste that I have to get out of me. But from the way my gut is stagnating, I know it’s gonna require four to five bathroom trips.”
According to Amy, this isn’t an infrequent occurrence.
“I haven’t figured out exactly what it is that causes my butt to betray me like this,” said Amy. “I’ve tried exercising in the mornings, I’ve experimented with cutting out dairy and eating more fiber, nothing. There’s no predicting it.”
“My body just decides to shit like a rabbit every once in a while,” she added.
Other women can relate.
“Oh yeah, I can definitely tell when there are a bunch of lil pellets and not a few solid logs coming,” said Katrina Veselka. “It’s a pretty distinct feeling in your lower intestine.”
“Definitely been there, it’s honestly pretty frustrating to have to get up and go to the toilet and wipe five separate times,” added Miranda Oliver. “You’d think it’d be less stressful on my digestive system to just get it all out in one fell poop.”
At the time of publication, Amy was still playing the waiting game.
“I’ll be pleasantly surprised if this is a one-shot shit,” she said. “But I’m not holding my breath.”
“And if you’re wondering, yes I have tried to drink more water,” she added. “The poop just does what it wants.”
