Wide-Legged Pants You’ll Never Get Out Of Alive

If you think regular wide legs are tough to maneuver, imagine when you’re trapped inside a silky smooth dungeon that is dark, shiny, and slippery in every direction. You are basically stuck in a 360° slip n slide–it’s fun, but you’re definitely gonna die there. So quickly, before you put them on, take a moment to stare directly into light, because that is the last time you’ll get to enjoy it. Welcome to your very sexy little coffin!